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THE UBER SPIFFY PINEAPPLE EDITORIAL
By Amy Char and Adriana Millar

You are amazed by the item in front of you. Its marvelous, beautiful texture and the smooth green spikes, you are completely transfixed by the sensational fruit. Egad! Throughout the day, you watch it progress through its stages of life. It is cut up, thrown into a bowl and quickly devoured. You are enthralled by the savory piece of delectable fruit as you run your tongue over it. But wait! Why is your tongue in pain? Nevertheless, you indulge in this alluring fruit. You chew and chew, jumping up in glee when the scrumptious juice explodes in your mouth. When it has all been devoured, you sadly sit down, wondering how long it’ll take you to cut the next pineapple up.

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