Pineapple no more

It saddens me to say this but there will be no pineapple editorial in the newspaper. Instead, there's going to be a quiz that somehow features pineapple. Me and Amy were thinking of making a quiz about what would you name your pineapple? but ms.gadye says it needs to be more normal, like what fruit are you? ( which is kinda boring but we'll probably do it anyway)

perhaps later we'll post what would you name your pineapple? because people deserve to know
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